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Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.
Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit
by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020
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Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit
What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.
by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019
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Math

Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans
by THEREALXB November 21, 2022
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maths

Maths:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Sometimes
I hate maths.
by Celaena Sardotien April 23, 2018
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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Maths

Damn I really, really, really, really, really hate maths.
by Fartbrainpooface May 27, 2020
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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
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