James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning
by Love to lick nancy December 08, 2018
by Gg.knows.best April 27, 2016
duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
by dukesthirdtrashcan May 15, 2021
When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
by hornswaggler June 10, 2009
when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag
by Captain Yellowtail March 15, 2011
Usually described as an activity that we participate in for 1/3rd of our lives, it's the best feeling ever. We hated doing it when we were kids, but can't get enough of it as adults... However on Facebook it can be defined as posting random shit that is irrelevant in the act or desire of either sleep or the love for it.
Correct way:
Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep!
Incorrect way:
Example: Let's punch each other in the face!
Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!
Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep!
Incorrect way:
Example: Let's punch each other in the face!
Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!
by Mr. Big Glove January 12, 2012