An adjective describing a person with excessively large or obese fingers.
Someone unable to reach into a bag of candy without completely destroying the packaging.
Someone unable to reach into a bag of candy without completely destroying the packaging.
by VenomousPlatypus July 27, 2009
A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
by flurbadurb October 02, 2010
A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.
Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.
by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 19, 2010
by pougle October 05, 2006
That skank is a total ho-bag.
You might want to tie that off, you've got some ho leaking out of your ho-bag.
You might want to tie that off, you've got some ho leaking out of your ho-bag.
by Anonymous October 24, 2002
by gelzo April 25, 2005
When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.
by Trizzy-jhizzy May 05, 2011