Matt Roy

Is so sexy

Matt Roy is so sexy

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Matt

A type of milk

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim

by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒

Matt is a monkey

by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023