Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.

by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018

britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.

Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.

by Kc uh January 2, 2017

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

josie johnson

ugly, mean , bully

thats the ugly girl josie johnson

by urbanbois October 28, 2019