ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 27, 2003
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ass-ignment

(assignment n.) a piece of work that is a pain in the ass to everybody: the person doing it, the person receiving it and importantly the people who recieve the complaints from the person doing it.
Guy: So have you done your hw?
Another Guy: You mean the ass-ignment?
Guy: Yeah, hw's a bitch.
by natalie sthoup August 10, 2010
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ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.
Jim is being a real ass clone today.
by YOUNGDUS June 30, 2006
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ass raptor

One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.
"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"

"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."
by Lars368 May 05, 2009
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candy ass

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations
That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.
by m November 08, 2003
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grab ass

1. the act of wrestling or chasing another person with the intention to squeeze that person's butt
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses
1. Yesterday I caught my younger brother and his friends playing grab ass.
2. When my boss caught me and a co-worker smoking outside, my boss told us to stop playing grab ass.
by toast455 July 06, 2005
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goof ass

someone who says something stupid or does something stupid
Ebonee:i heard u suck oll dude dick
CANDICE:MAN GET YO GOOF ASS OUTTA HERE
by EBONEE August 27, 2006
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