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Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
by Rfrozy September 2, 2017
mugGet the Velvet Hammermug.

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
mugGet the bag of hammered assholesmug.

Duppy hammer

Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.
by ultimatom May 24, 2018
mugGet the Duppy hammermug.

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
mugGet the To hammer-dickmug.

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering
I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.
by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022
mugGet the Hammeringmug.

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
mugGet the Dildo hammermug.

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
by TechieD April 5, 2011
mugGet the Shaft Hammermug.

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