Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011

Facebook Whoredom

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom

Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011

facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.

"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"

by who's your mama November 9, 2014

facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011