Norse guard: have you heard of the dragon fucker?
jarl: of course, the legend has been told for generations
jarl: of course, the legend has been told for generations
by gobliner May 12, 2022
Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
by Arxs2242 December 11, 2022
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by atane November 13, 2016
Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
by RebornLegendz714 December 13, 2018
A person who creates a horde of pillows, thus having the most comfy place to curl up and do whatever.
by MickeyBaby42 September 15, 2021