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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".
The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.
by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025
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Stark County

The worst county in the world, also very small. Stark County is known for having very dumb residents but a decent football team sometimes.
by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025
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A school in the middle of damn no where and everybody is a rat full of three types of people pot heads and chill and Jayden Heffron... cutest kid in America no cap
At Franklin County Middle school Jayden heffron is one of the hottest kids alive!
by Hdjdjshsjekkwnd February 19, 2019
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Escambia county

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
by anonymous February 7, 2023
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Pueblo County High School

A school that has people and some of those people can be weird.
by Smart Human 🫥🥱 November 16, 2022
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High Tech Middle North County

A shitty school in San Marcos, Full of lesbians, Tik Tok thots, and wannabe Latinos. Half of the school is white or half, Full of white supremacist wannabes, thotty gals, and shitty mental health help. Now if you want to go there get ready to learn 2 things. Jack and Shit, the curriculum changes a lot, projects are always in groups, and You sacrifice your mental health in exchange for a grade. No one learns shit in that school, Oh yea Escondido schools don't really like this place for a reason.
person 1: I went to High Tech Middle North County
person 2: so that's why you came back
person 1: grades dropped harder than my will to live..
by PK71 June 26, 2022
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