Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Tilt the Coffee

A idiom which means trying to tilt coffee.

Guy: Let's Tilt the Coffee!

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018

coffee oasis

A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to

Leo:wanna go to coffee oasis today?
Sean:he’ll ya!

by Jesushasleftthechat December 18, 2023

yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 10, 2017

already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.

"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."

by skipmendler December 22, 2022