Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018

Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019

Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

Coffee

Teachers would die if someone didn't invent this.

My teachers breath smells like coffee.

by axbodyspray February 3, 2024

coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock

Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy

by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021