Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009

Snow Beer

A beer, either in a bottle or a can, which is placed into the snow surrounding an outdoor hottub in order to keep the beer frosty cold. When removed from the snow for consumption, the bottle/can will frequently have snow stuck to it.

Pass me a snow beer man

This snow beer really hits the spot

by SBoarder January 13, 2011

Beer fairies

Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.

If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.

1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.

2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.

OMG! who left a cooler of beer on our porch? Must have been the Beer fairies! beer fairy

by brown bear45 October 21, 2011

beer catfish

A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See also ''Beer Pirate''.

Tom came over yesterday and drank a can of Pabst, two Rolling Rocks, a Miller High Life, and three Corona Lights. What a beer catfish.

by Loonhead August 26, 2006

de-beer

drinking after a particularly stressful time

Man, the SAT tests were so stressful. What do you say we go to the club and de-beer?

by Rachel Johnson April 10, 2008

Beer Tour

The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.

Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.

"Where are Jimmy and Jake and the rest of the boys?"

"They're out on beer tour."

by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009

beer hand

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

by lanky9 November 14, 2009