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Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.
If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.
by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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Suckneet Bassi

Suckneet is a person who eats hot chettos cuz shes extra large
suckneet bassi
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bart bass

A fucking ass hole the literal worst character in gossip girl cancel him. Or a person who lies to ur face ur whole life and takes everything from you just when u were at the top
He pulled a bart bass on me
by ur.favprincess March 7, 2024
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The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"
by Viorel25 June 18, 2024
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dum-bass

when a drum makes a specific sound
after the song ends play the drums in this beat "dum-bass"
by machinegun0201 February 6, 2025
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Bad Bass Player

You’re as bad at sucking dick, as Aaron Bowers the Bad Bass Player is at playing bass!
by Momdoer321 February 27, 2025
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