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Base Pad 

A misnomer of the baseball term “Base paths” which refers to the imaginary line from the center line (unmarked) between first to second to third base. It also includes the line (marked) from home to first and from third to home The runner is not allowed to leave this imaginary line to avoid being tagged out, unless the runner is avoiding a player fielding a batted ball.

The variation derives from a mispronunciation of the term “base path” where the “th” in “paths”, is lazily spoken resulting in a “Z” or “D” sound at the end of the word.

Background:
On the New York Mets Message Board August 28, 2010, poster “C0bra” Insulted fellow posters for not having heard of the term “Base Pads” and continued to insist that it was in fact, a real baseball term. Poster “Ilikethemets” was first to call out the mistake, hilarity thus ensued.
you don't know what a base pad is? wow do you even watch baseball lol” -C0bra
Base Pad by ge18 August 28, 2010
stoned/ high, under the influence etc

*interesting fact: in melbourne, they say fried; in sydney we are baked not fried
i just smoked so much weed, i'm baked
baked by hairy-harry December 5, 2010

Baked Alaskan 

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.
I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!

Baseball Boy

The fattest ass you will ever see.
Dude look at these Baseball Boys, they have more cake than the Kardashians.”
Baseball Boy by Skdjsksjjdjsks June 27, 2020

--Echo Base-- 

After abandoning their headquarters at the Massassi outpost on Yavin 4, the core group of the Rebel Alliance established Echo Base on the Hoth. Alliance engineers worked non-stop to adapt their technology to withstand the subzero temperature extremes of the frigid ice planet. When the technicians were unable to get the T-47s functioning in time, the Rebels domesticated the indigenous tauntaun for use as a patrol mount.

The nerve center of Echo Base was its darkened command center, where General Rieekan issued orders to the rest of his troops. Here, Alliance scanner operators carefully monitored incoming data from the scattered sensors placed by Rebel scouts in the Hoth wilderness.

Protecting Echo Base was a powerful energy shield strong enough to deflect Imperial bombardment. When the Empire arrived in the Hoth system, the Rebels erected the shield, forcing the Imperials to engage in a ground battle. The Rebels speedily evacuated the personnel and equipment they could aboard Rebel transports with starfighter escorts, offering covering fire for the fleeing ships from a massive ground-based ion cannon.

As the transports retreated, the Rebel ground forces and snowspeeder squadrons covered their escape by delaying the Imperials for as long as they could. Rebel troopers dug into snowy trenches, blasting at the incoming Imperials with turret-mounted laser cannons and blaster rifles. The Imperial walkers were unstoppable. The Rebels were routed and Echo Base was overrun.

Baked manwich 

when a guy farts in someones face and than gets his salad tossed, refers to homosexuals
That fag had a baked manwich for dinner.
Baked manwich by Ricky March 5, 2003