all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

by Himi Jendrix February 24, 2014

Basedness

The quality of being based.

I've caught word of his basedness...

by EpicGamerXD January 6, 2022

Basedism

A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.

Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.

Basedism prayer

Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take

by Basedswagswag March 27, 2011

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

Baseded

The opposite of "woke".

One who has been so influenced by far-right propaganda that they actually believe the 4chan meta-ironic term "based" is a good thing.

A state of mind defined by a clear lack of intelligence and a willingness to be socially programmed.

Clinging to a base that does not provide support.

Plays on the words: basted, wasted, base dead.

First seen on Twitter accompanying an 8-bit image from the game Zero Wing with the text modified to read "all your based are belong to us"

Ass Hats brain is basded like a Kentucky fried right wing.

That dude is basded!

The baseded believe being enlightened is a bad thing... weird.

I thought she was based but it turns out she was basded.

by Pigmaleon May 3, 2022

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019