Baseball

Competition to see who can withstand the most steroids.

Boy#1: "Yo Big Jason, do you think the yankees will win the baseball game tonight."

Boy#2: "Nah, they will lose, Alex Rodriguez quit taking steroids a long time ago."

by TonySaucy July 27, 2009

sixth base

Doing it on a trampoline.

Straight to sixth base ... doing it on teh trampoline!

by kraftdin June 6, 2010

0th base

When someone says they got to a base and you no they are Bullshitting you, you no they got to 0th base

Dude i got to 3 base with Carmen Electra!
BS u got to 0th base, u stand a better chance of getting to third base wit your momma.

by pimp master flex August 15, 2004

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005

fifth base

The only base you can slide into where you KNOW you'll get your pants muddy.

Brian: How far'd ya get with her?

Mike: Fifth base!

Brian: Really?

Mike: Yeah, this mourning I totally had to wash the uniform.

by Brian_is_tasty July 1, 2006

base

A pure and potent form of amphetamine, comes in a crystaline lump rather than a powder (although is normally cut before use).

Mmmm, that base is nice and soft, cut me a line.

by flame August 29, 2003

baseball

A game only intelligent people understand.

Baseball isn't just about home runs, dumbass!

by mista conspiracy May 2, 2005