Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

Apple Syndrom

This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.

"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."

by Current Emp October 12, 2008

corn apple

A corn apple is when a person gets a apple up the ass.

Holy shit, Brent got really drunk and someone shoved a apple up his ass, haha corn apple

by Flammingfury December 19, 2008

Apple-C

a term used in place of "jinx you owe me a soda...!!!"

taken from the key stroke used to "copy" on a mac

somebody shows up

>you: "hey!"
>your friend: "hey"

...(said at the same time)...

>you: "Apple-C!!!!!!"

by Thizz Liz December 16, 2006

backwards apple

You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple.

by Kaiser Wilhelm May 13, 2005

Caramel Apple

A sexual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the shit covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso...

i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. :) Yum! Caramel Apple!

by BungMaster11 November 17, 2011

Apple Butter

Apple butter is the tan buttery substance around a gay man's anus after being penetrated with lube or jizz.

Aka gay men's version of truffle butter

David's ass is leaking Apple Butter after being gang banged by his coworkers.

by Mr Gilmore May 7, 2015