Dirty Alex

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.

“Hey man you still with Rachel?”

“Nah the fucker pulled a Dirty Alex on me”

by Theat0mm April 17, 2020

Alex Trebek

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

alex is on fire

The incorrect way to pronounce the name of the amazing screamo band Alexisonfire (the correct pronounciation being alexis-on-fire).

Who the hell would name a band Alex Is On Fire?

by godlovesaliar June 26, 2006

alex trebek

The host of Jeopardy.

Alex trebek's a crazy dumbass trying to act smart

by dfsfs July 30, 2006

Alex Greenwald

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.

Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."

by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009

Alex Newel

That Annoying color guy from the glee project.
Super Jealous of that Sex god Hipster Cameron mitchell.
Has a great voice but a horrible character.

Did you saw Alex Newel yesterday at The Glee Project?
- I know! Each time I hate him more!

by Snozberriies August 23, 2011

Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010