Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Dumpling Noodles

Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"

"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Noodle Name

A name that looks like noodle shapes

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.

by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023

Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023

Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie November 6, 2012

Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup May 24, 2018