A humorous phrase that is used as a response to someone getting unnecessarily upset and overly dramatic in public over something small or insignificant . It is intended to point out to the person being dramatic that they are engaging in bad behavior and/or acting over the top and encourages them to chill out and laugh it off instead. It is a more humorous and laid back version of "calm down" or "it's not that big of a deal, relax."
Adolescents which were named Taylor Cornell, Analise Borgatti, and Augusta Melander invented this phrase in the year of 2004 stemming from an event they were involuntarily subjected to.
The event that triggered the phrase "don't have a hernia" unfolded when the English teacher, Mr. Carlyle, had a sudden mental meltdown when his usual white board marker ran out of ink while he was writing, which he responded to by dramatically yelling "I hate my life!" at the same time as he angrily threw the inkless whiteboard marker across the room, after which Mr. Carlyle then proceeded to firmly and with deliberate brute strength engaged in slapping himself across the face in front of the entire freshman english classroom who sat horrified in front of him...without even so much as an apology, laughing, or even explaining why he was so upset.
Adolescents which were named Taylor Cornell, Analise Borgatti, and Augusta Melander invented this phrase in the year of 2004 stemming from an event they were involuntarily subjected to.
The event that triggered the phrase "don't have a hernia" unfolded when the English teacher, Mr. Carlyle, had a sudden mental meltdown when his usual white board marker ran out of ink while he was writing, which he responded to by dramatically yelling "I hate my life!" at the same time as he angrily threw the inkless whiteboard marker across the room, after which Mr. Carlyle then proceeded to firmly and with deliberate brute strength engaged in slapping himself across the face in front of the entire freshman english classroom who sat horrified in front of him...without even so much as an apology, laughing, or even explaining why he was so upset.
Person 1" I hate my life! Bobby hasn't texted me back!"
Person 2 "it's only been fifteen minutes until you texted him. "Don't have a hernia"!!!
*laughs together*
Person 2 "it's only been fifteen minutes until you texted him. "Don't have a hernia"!!!
*laughs together*
by LittleGus December 22, 2017
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- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
by dropmytears April 11, 2011
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*Contains Spoilers*
Extremely long and complicated story on the Green Day fansite geekstinkbreath.net. Read by aproximatly half of the GSB population, A Note Don't Come Easy incoperates songs from many difernet artists into a clever and appealing story.
It is written by billie_joe_fit
The story follows the life of a character named Steph (or Stef), whith a difficult home life, who runs away to enter a competion to meet Green Day. She ends up meeting the band and romance blossoms between our hero Steph and Bilie Joe Armstrong. Steph still goes ahead with the competion, sparking a feud between another competitor, Jimmy. The readers learn that Steph has been self harming for years and attempts to kill herself after a fight with Billie Joe.The theame of terrorism is woven into this fanfic when Billie is almost killed in a bombing. Steph is then forced to visit Billie Joe's family home, pretending she is the girlfriend of bandmate Tre Cool.
The story contains perhaps the most tragic final chapter in the history of fan fiction. A second terrorist attack claims the life of pregnant Steph, hours before Billie Joe is due to explain to his wife that he would rather be with Steph.
Although stories where Billie Joe is with anyone other than his wife of twelve years, have recieved critism on GSB in the past, this story is the exception. Far from the typical teenie 'I LyK mET BiLlIe aNd hE LuVz mE', A Note Don't Come Easy often exceeded ten pages of comments per chapter and recieved over forty straight ten votes.
A must read for any GSBian or Green Day fan, with a couple of hours to spare
Extremely long and complicated story on the Green Day fansite geekstinkbreath.net. Read by aproximatly half of the GSB population, A Note Don't Come Easy incoperates songs from many difernet artists into a clever and appealing story.
It is written by billie_joe_fit
The story follows the life of a character named Steph (or Stef), whith a difficult home life, who runs away to enter a competion to meet Green Day. She ends up meeting the band and romance blossoms between our hero Steph and Bilie Joe Armstrong. Steph still goes ahead with the competion, sparking a feud between another competitor, Jimmy. The readers learn that Steph has been self harming for years and attempts to kill herself after a fight with Billie Joe.The theame of terrorism is woven into this fanfic when Billie is almost killed in a bombing. Steph is then forced to visit Billie Joe's family home, pretending she is the girlfriend of bandmate Tre Cool.
The story contains perhaps the most tragic final chapter in the history of fan fiction. A second terrorist attack claims the life of pregnant Steph, hours before Billie Joe is due to explain to his wife that he would rather be with Steph.
Although stories where Billie Joe is with anyone other than his wife of twelve years, have recieved critism on GSB in the past, this story is the exception. Far from the typical teenie 'I LyK mET BiLlIe aNd hE LuVz mE', A Note Don't Come Easy often exceeded ten pages of comments per chapter and recieved over forty straight ten votes.
A must read for any GSBian or Green Day fan, with a couple of hours to spare
by Adrienne King June 18, 2006