goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goose

Going off on sassy energy

Ok Goose! I see you!

by Stefstifler March 12, 2024

Silly goose

A dummy who likes to eat chocolate

Your a silly goose ted

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021

Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all

pro goose is so pro

by goofbawlll October 5, 2023