Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

Notorious B I G Z

A name of well to be known upcoming Rapper, aka Big Z, or Fireman. Dropping his mixtape soon. The mixtape is featuring E Squared entering yo mom's pussy.

kid: did you here that new rapper, Notorious B I G Z ?
other kid: yea hes pretty tight

by Sky Bird August 6, 2011

Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

Z Rich

The ideal human. A cunning mixture of personality and stunningly good looks. Known to attract the most beautiful women you'll ever see. Also knows ever UFC fighter ever. Known enemies of Quentin Desantis. Can usually be found at your local Bar with a Guinness in his hand.

Girl: Damn Z Rich is already active tonight

Boy: Yeah Z Rich is here every Saturday

by Q Jazyn March 6, 2023

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You're about to die unless you find something to do in life.

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Random Guy: Ok, time we find you a hobby.

by i hate you with rainbows March 7, 2023

Gen Z

A generation that gets ragged on a lot. Not as bad as people think, but there are some crazy ones. Extremely split between conducting a plan for a mass genocide and being gay. Either you're gay or racist by choice, there are no other options.

Gen Z is a pretty polarized generation, with one half being extremely racist, homophobic, and misogynistic, and the other being LGBTQ snowflakes

by Floppy Taco March 7, 2023