Woman

Something that belongs in the kitchen or the bedroom. Should not be driving. Should not be on the internet, as there is no computer between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.

Your mom is a woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.

Guy 2: WOMAN!

Woman: Yes, my dear?

Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.

Woman: Yes, my dear.

by A Real Name April 13, 2010

Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.

Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

womack cheats

a groundless rumor started about a complete badass as a way to explain his perfection at the sport of football, it has become a tradition to chant this phrase at westlake high school in austin TX whenever you see womack.

there goes womack, what do we say?

WOMACK CHEATS!

What are the first three lines of the Westlake alma mater?
WOMACK CHEATS

by WESTLAKE_ROCKS_ATX November 2, 2010

Woman

A crazy bitch who cannot control their emotions. Known to: rage, cry, pms, and much more. Women (pl.) are known to rarely make up their minds and to never say what they really mean. women have a very hard time moving on from stuff due to emotional ties which are fucking stupid. Typically very talkative and don't know their place.

Person A: "man, my girlfriend just wont shut the fuck up"

Person B: "so she's a 'woman'?"

by Wimmeh April 2, 2010

Trans woman

A chick who used to have boy cooties but they made her bummed out so she replaced them with girl cooties. Usually she's hot as hell, empathetic, and don't take no shit from no body. A very good person to be friends with.

Tiffany: hey... I want to tell you something. I've never told anyone this but I don't feel like a boy. I'm a trans woman. Could you call me Tiffany and use she/her pronouns for me?

Chad: "ofc babe I'm so glad you told me. I won't tell anyone bc I respect your privacy and understand this is a stressful time for you, but I wanna help however I can."

tiffany: "thanks Chad, you're the best bf ever, I understand if you mess up my pronouns at first, don't worry about it. ily, thank you for being here for me"

Chad: "ily2 babe you're a great gf! And thank you for granting me grace, I'll do my best to be a good ally and learn more abt the community and it's struggles to better support you!"

by Suck my big one April 28, 2023

Woman

Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.

Why is that woman doin that?

by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009

Woman

An Object, not unlike a toaster

Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?

Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good

Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!

by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009