webby87

Someone who is always dead or inactive on the internet

Friend one: "Have you speaken to Sam lately?"
Friend two: "No, he's always such a webby87"

by WebbyMustBabyShark August 15, 2023

dat webbie

An intangible and very often falsified level of morale or personal greatness often paired with overwhelming pretense and an undeserved sense of self-worth. Usually referred to in the form of a question when the inquirer feels as though he is an state of possessing "dat webbie" and thus recognizes the opportunity for developing a stronger communal bond with his companions by verifying their possession of "dat webbie" as well. Concrete definition is impossible, as it takes on many forms of personal victories, possessions, and the like, et. al.

A cohort arrives at the clambake, most likely with some mead for passing and perhaps weakening the scruples of present females, and in an effort to confirm the good humor of his compatriots, shouts the traditional call: "You Got Dat Webbie?" When he is met with general agreement, the subject knows he did not mix up the invitations and accidentally attend the funeral reception of a close friend whose name he can't presently remember, but it'll come to him.

by The Brady December 10, 2008

Drowning Webster

The act of going to the bathroom to take a no.2. Also known as taking a dump, taking a shit, drop a deuce etc.

Bill: Sorry I was late for the meeting sir, but I was busy drowning webster.

Boss: No problem it happens to the best of us Bill.

by Matt1983 February 16, 2009

Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

ollie webster

A man who has a massive penis all the ladies squeal when he slams it in them.
The ladies love "Ollie Webster's" massive dong

He has an ollie Webster

by Jdidjdjdnddjjneejejdjdjcjcjnd November 27, 2013

harvey webb

A fucking ugly cunt. A boy who goes around school acting all innocent to get girls, when actually he's a complete fuckboy. Usually smells like BO and dresses like a 10 year old. Any hole is a goal for him. He likes to get his little chode sucked by any girl with a mouth. If u can smell turnips, Harvey is probably close because that's what his chode smells like.

Person 1: give me a riddle

Person 2: ok, who is a absolute munter and has a 3 inch dick?
Person 1: oh easy, Harvey Webb

by Hitherelolgodie May 24, 2016

pre-webster

The handle Corbet Stevens uses on Urban Dictionary.

"Pre-Webster defines the suburban with urban."

by Pre-Webster January 27, 2017