Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

Sartz Syndrome

A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.

It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.

Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome

by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 15, 2010

Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.

“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021

Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.

Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....

by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 23, 2022

Ricegum syndrome

Saying irrelevant and flexing every time you speak

P1 : Doc I want the Irrelevant cure for Ricegum syndrome because i make 2£ a day
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£

by waaaaalllllllllmaaaaaaart June 25, 2019