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Luigi’s Nose Is Humungous

This is a true statement due to the character Luigi (from the Super Mario Bros game franchise) says nose all the time. In conclusion, Luigi’s nose is big.
Luigi: Pick my Jelly, Willy, NOSE! Luigi’s Nose is Humungous.
by Luigi’s big nose September 17, 2019
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Nose Bung Situation

The inadvertent act of finding your nose in someones ass while in the 69 position.
As we managed the 69 position I inhaled to find I was in a Nose Bung Situation. It was then I thought maybe it was not a good idea to get this intimate your first time out with someone you just met in a bar. Then again, did I wipe thoroughly.
by Mongojustapawn October 26, 2012
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Adhesive nose frisbee

Man, I have an adhesive nose frisbee that can hang the Mona Lisa.
by Fergie in SP March 11, 2023
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Big Nose Syndrome

If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome."

1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.

2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.

4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.

7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.

9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.

10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.

13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.

14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.

19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.

20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.

23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^

26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.

27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
Wow, I can't believe Steve has such a massive case of Big Nose Syndrome, he should want to jump off a bridge.

After he was infected with Big Nose Syndrome, Bob cried in the corner in the fetal postion after he realized what he had done.
by TheEjaculater69 December 27, 2011
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a kevin brown nose

When you sit on someone's face, with their nose in your butt crack
Pat was the first to pass out at the party. So Tom pulled down his pants and gave him "A Kevin brown nose"
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022
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Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.
"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"
by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011
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Colombian nose candy

Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine
Hey Pedro can I cop a gram of that Colombian nose candy?
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021
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