Paper

They Hurt like Fuck when you cut yourself with them

"FUCK I GOT A PAPERCUT"

by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023

Paper

When someone or something is goody two shoes af and does everything by the book; A person that abides by all laws

These drivers here are paper af!!!

by Danie O. Love May 26, 2018

Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.

"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.

"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."

by Zatata December 9, 2023

Omar paper

A person who is very rich

Oh my god! Omar has a lot of omar paper 😱😱

by Akhumaltash July 1, 2023

Paper

The thing you write with.

Man do you have paper to write with.

by WaltonH May 5, 2022

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020