The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025
Get the Mexican hookmug. "I'll see you later" "Hooke"
by anonymous June 27, 2023
Get the hookemug. This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022
Get the Hookedmug. Oh shit man you need to slow down there's a hook up there..
Fuck the hooks are behind us we're getting flicked..
Fuck the hooks are behind us we're getting flicked..
by JoeyBoomBoom313 September 21, 2016
Get the Hookmug. Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
Get the Hook upmug. 1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
Get the straight hookmug. by officespacejk May 27, 2009
Get the fish hook magicmug.