What Adderall starts to do after you get a little too into it. It subtracts weight, money, time, sleep, patience, body temperature, and attention span. It "subtracts it all."
Prescribing doctor: I'm going to prescribe you Adderall, to help you focus and give you more energy to complete your tasks.
Patient: Thanks, doc. Anything I need to know?
Doctor: Yes. If you abuse it, it'll take everything away from you that makes you human. It'll give your skin the cold, slick sheen of a lizard, and your mind the attention span of a grasshopper. You'll forget about your friends, food, showers, why you even asked for this in the first place.
You'll be tore up from the floor up. You'll need a check up from the neck up. You'll go from Adderall... to Subtractitall.
Patient: *already stuffing script in his pocket, walking out the door: Ah, gotcha. Later, doc!
Patient: Thanks, doc. Anything I need to know?
Doctor: Yes. If you abuse it, it'll take everything away from you that makes you human. It'll give your skin the cold, slick sheen of a lizard, and your mind the attention span of a grasshopper. You'll forget about your friends, food, showers, why you even asked for this in the first place.
You'll be tore up from the floor up. You'll need a check up from the neck up. You'll go from Adderall... to Subtractitall.
Patient: *already stuffing script in his pocket, walking out the door: Ah, gotcha. Later, doc!
by almos_def August 15, 2011
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by boubou June 17, 2008
Get the sublet mug.1.The action or fact of accepting or yielding to a superior force or to the will or authority of another person.
2.the action of presenting a proposal, application, or other document for consideration or judgment
2.the action of presenting a proposal, application, or other document for consideration or judgment
1. "They were forced into submission"
2."Reports should be prepared for submission at partners' meetings"
2."Reports should be prepared for submission at partners' meetings"
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Get the Submission mug.The act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. Making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all costs. Using a lawn service and chemical weapons to make sure you have the nicest lawn on the block. Descibes the extent that people will go to have the nicest lawn on the block.
This weekend suburban warfare was hot and heavy. Everyone was out working on their lawn and putting mulch down. Chemical warfare was at an all time high; those lawns are so toxic, only the grass can live.
Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…
Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…
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Get the suburban warfare mug.(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
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