Stain Factory

n. A person who acts stupidly amongst others who are not close friends; the behavior of this rube is often drug and/or alcohol induced

After peeing in the washing machine twice, I'm pretty sure that Stain Factory is not coming back.

by what.a.rube January 4, 2010

Spalin

An oil spill of large magnitude.

"Man, that Gulf oil disaster was one humongous Spalin!"

Or

"This is the worst Spalin since the Exxon Valdez!"

by Questinia May 13, 2010

Stain Drain

The act of pooping inside a toilet and the poop slides down and leaves a nice brown stain on the inside of the toilet.

He pooped inside the toilet it slide every leaving a nice brown line behind it Bob then yelled out "STAIN DRAIN!!!!!!"

by Fletcher tagell January 8, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Stainyrobics

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

salinasperate

to breath on the person you just urinated on

i want to salinasperate on you.

by gc cuni July 7, 2011

stainwipe

To act like a jackass, an annoying person. A stupidass. One who acts brainless, low IQ.

He is acting like a stainwipe.

by freebyrdtb February 15, 2012