Tennessee Snorkel

Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose

Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.

by Dirty Mike & the Pirates October 9, 2024

The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.

Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

The spark

Nobody answered this one so I'll ask again:

Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2024

Porkchop Smorkrop

A descriptor meaning a person or thing which acts silly.

You're such a porkchop smorkrop!

by RedDotShark18 April 26, 2024

Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.

"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"

by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024