swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

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This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

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static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.

The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...

by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012

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swag route

A term commonly used in Geometry Dash, a game involving dodging obstacles and such. It's like an unintentional way of getting through a level that's harder than the original path

Yo, I just found this sick swag route in XO by KrmaL!

by seapyxi May 9, 2023

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LGoony Swag

The term "LGoony Swag" was introduced by the German rapper LGoony.
It describes a certain style associated with the rapper, including high value items and luxury goods.

Holy shit, he really got the LGoony Swag.

by Phorkyz April 19, 2020

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