slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

by DCast August 6, 2015

Stackin' Papiya

"Stackin'" refers to earning or acquiring and "Papiya" refers to money specifically.

Homey went to law school. Now he's stackin' papiya my dude!

by YatM August 9, 2015

sackstache

Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.

Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.

by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016

Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.

John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.

by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016

Smacks

Derived from the phrase "Smackaroonies", this word is often used as a substitute for the US dollar.

"I just bought some jeans for 20 smacks."
"Direct deposit just hit. 471 smacks right in to my account."
"I'll do it for 10 smacks."

by letmeyam September 7, 2016

Stacking Stakes

1. To continue to make something worse.
2. To put off something that will only get worse in time.

"Man when will Jeff stop stacking stakes and just break up with Lisa already?"

by Count chocula September 1, 2016

Stacked

Insanely amazing or OP ( over powered )

My team for ultimate frisbee is stacked! We're gonna dominate everyone.

by AnonForTheWin2016 May 28, 2016