dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

tiktok is a dopamine slot machine

by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024

cog slot

A really cruel insult created by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Dan: "You fucking cog slot!"

by Fort J-5 November 13, 2023

Death Slot

No.2 in the running order of a competition. If someone performs second, they are usually in danger of being forgotten by the public and eliminated from said competition.

Did you see Angela Rippon got eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing?

Yes. But it was hardly surprising. They put her in the death slot.

by Debbie Hanna November 19, 2023

Coin Slot

Coin Slot is a female vagina/pussy. it is called this because they look very similar and can both have things like coins put inside of them

jess:Woah%20Becca,%20you%20have%20a%20great%20coin%20slot!!%0ABecca%3AThanks,%20you%20too%20jess.%0AJess%3Awell%20i%20should%20get%20going%20now%20you%20filled%20my%20coin%20slot%20up%20and%20i%20am%20very%20done.%0ABecca%3AOkay!%20hope%20u%20had%20a%20great%20time Coin Slot

by badbishhhpussy March 18, 2024

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Pimp Slot

The Pimp Slot is the final placement in a running order. Usually in a reality competition programme, if someone performs last, it is considered the Pimp Slot as it is more likely to be remembered by the viewing public and therefore usually attracts more votes. It is the polar opposite of the death slot, which is number two in a running order and likely to be forgotten.

Did you see Lesley Dawkins got through on Strictly last night?

Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.

by Debbie Hanna May 18, 2025