a sort of fnog/boston steamer hybrid where a male shits over his lovers chest then smears it over her vagina with his arse, he then proceeds to give oral sex after which he then inserts his penis hard and fast, like a rocket as it were.
by Smiv July 11, 2008
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 02, 2010
The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
by drdoofenshmurtz March 21, 2018
During a blowjob, the woman takes the load up her nose then sneezes it out all over the guy's chest.
by Edward Sparkleypants November 08, 2014
by Weyman Garfield March 05, 2020
When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018
by Butterboy420 April 30, 2021