rippost

The compulsion to head to YouTube and enter a comment AS SOON AS POSSIBLE on a video of a celebrity when it's discovered that they've just died.

Dude, did you hear that Amy Winehouse died?

Damn, I bet they're ripposting at a rate of about 40 per minute on 'Rehab'.

rippost by BobTheWonderPoodle July 24, 2011

ripped asunder 

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

ripped asunder by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012

Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

Ripped in the reed by Felixos October 30, 2012

ripleigh 

the most beautiful kind of girl, shy at first but once you get to know her you'll fall in love. sweet and down to earth. loves chicken nuggets. if you know a ripleigh, date her and buy her food

"damn I'd buy her a nice meal, what a ripleigh"

ripleigh by heyyyymscarter February 4, 2017

Ripperoid

A ripperoid (noun) is a ripper (fart) on steroids (roid). A big loud long wet juicy fart. (Pronounced as a ripper roid.)

"For Ffs Jonny, you just let off a bloody ripperoid!"

Ripperoid by giffoj May 6, 2020

fatty rips 

A single or multiplayer game, which consists of trying to take the most massive bong rips imaginable. Everyone wins.

Last night my bro and I played fatty rips and got mad blazed.

fatty rips by H3rc October 23, 2011

grom ripper 

a surfer who thinks they can surf, but really can't.

they try, but they usually end up going over the falls on 1 foot waves.

they usually do the wrong thing in the line-up, like shoot the board out in a barrel.

syn: kook

cyrus: man look at that guy

*surfer shoots board outward once inside a barrel*

ian: what a grom ripper.

cyrus: yea

grom ripper by notagromripper March 30, 2012