pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.

When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.

by Bed time June 27, 2010

poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.

Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.

by tubstep February 6, 2012

poop funny

poop funny funi pop po fun p fn

funny poop? poopy is funny!!=+1?!
poop funny funny!!

by multi retarded boy October 21, 2020

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

the prickly poop

When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.

The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.

by wollygog October 4, 2016

poop dent

Aka the skid marks left behind after a massive duece

Carl: Man I just left behind some massive poop dents in your toilet bro!!

Tom: Oh man what the fuck did u eat man?!

by Hot (Carl) March 10, 2012

Let's poop on it

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".

Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016