pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.
When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.
by Bed time June 21, 2010
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Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
by Vladdx March 04, 2008
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poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.
by tubstep January 20, 2012
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poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
by drzimo March 23, 2010
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Let's poop on it

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".
Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.
by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016
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poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.
Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008
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the prickly poop

When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.
The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.
by wollygog February 04, 2016
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