trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

hit the panda

To go to Panda Express for some dank chicken egg rolls or beJing beef.

Hey bro you trying to hit the panda?

by Charlieguy January 4, 2017

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

smash some panda

1. Go to town on the BIGGER PLATE from PandaExpress.
2. Go to town on a fat asian chick.

"I could smash some Panda!"

by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018

Flash the panda

To do something outrageously stupid without thinking about the consequences.

Good luck at your new job. Make sure you don't flash the panda when meeting everyone.

Oh man, that was so embarrassing for him, he totally flashed the panda there.

by Wesley F. July 14, 2019