cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 05, 2022

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

Limit the cross

Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*

by Limit crosser January 21, 2023

cross overization

Cross-overization,
a noun form of "cross over", which can already be used as a noun

Zhang just made a cross overization on Yang.

by jackzhang July 18, 2008

Cross on his throat

One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John

You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter

by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019