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their an internet cult that was created around the announcement of halo 3. it mainly consists of the older members who wanted to become moderators but didnt. some of them are angry members who got perma'd and want revenge, so now they just spam alot now. they think their better then everyone else (WHICH THEIR NOT) so just ignore them because they just want fame and attention.
they (New Flood) are also the ones that caused bungie.net to go down in the afternoon today
New Flood by bamboostick09. January 4, 2009
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new pope 

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.
Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"
new pope by Bari April 21, 2005

new jersey 

New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.
dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey!"
me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?

New Found Glory 

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!
PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.
New Found Glory by NFGzimm February 12, 2008

New Shoe Syndrome 

A disease commonly occuring in people of the female gender, when they go on large shopping sprees, and buy beautiful new shoes. This disease results in indecisiveness on what pair of new shoes to wear, basing your outfit around your shoes, or wearing shoes with ridiculous outfits - like high heels with pyjamas, etc.
"Dang, girl! You need to get over this New Shoe Syndrome!"
"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"
"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."
New Shoe Syndrome by Jaybay December 14, 2008

new age friend 

A way to say you are having sex with someone without admitting to being a whore
He's not really a boyfriend, he's my new age friend. - Cat
new age friend by Student420 December 4, 2007

New York Pro 

guy 1: dude, you play guitar?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: electric?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: is it a fender stratocaster or a gibson sg?
guy 2: nope, its a new york pro
guy 1: what?
New York Pro by rockrox March 1, 2008