Skip to main content

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids
Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs
by GooseWillis April 20, 2019
mugGet the Life fat mug.

Life Imprisonment

When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.

Life With Parole:

When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.

Life Without Parole:

Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.

Practical Life Sentence

Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.

Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison

Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.

Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:

Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020
mugGet the Life Imprisonment mug.

life trasher

A person who live life with trash personality on purpose, to have fun.
I'm a real life trasher, that's why I drive in a cylinder without any reason, just to look fun, while have fun.
by LaciTheGhost February 5, 2022
mugGet the life trasher mug.

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!
According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.
by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022
mugGet the Life span of a hoe mug.

Life Init

(LI) meaning everything happens for a reason , it's just life , don't bitch just do you
doesn't have to make sense if your d@ve
it is what it is , its just life init ,things happen
by dave goldberggg May 12, 2022
mugGet the Life Init mug.

Life Force

It is the energy the male produces in his seed(spermatozoa). The idea comes from taoists and other philosophies but it’s been practiced by many outside those spheres.

It is believed that releasing your seed will drain your life force if done in excess. Many have claimed extraordinary creativity and proliferation of their works due to the retention of life force. Since it is believed to be a force of creation attributed to God.
Life force is real so don’t waste it on a sock ya wanker.
by Metaphyziks May 29, 2022
mugGet the Life Force mug.

Life artist

(The leveled up and/or thrive version of "survival artist")

Someone who does life as an artist / in a creative way.

(The life artist is metaphorically speaking:) Like a cook would get delivered some ingedrients, and then go from there, for making a dish. The life artist will take the ingedrients gotten from life, maybe go for some other ingedrients, and then make something the artists likes out of it.

It can be limited to, but in it's most pure & real form it's not limited to a particular (known by most ppl) art form and it's more of a way of doing throughout life.

Not to be confused with "toxic positivity".
Though a life artist can focus more on that what they want, then on what is not wanted.
Life art is more about that there are more then one way to look at & go at things, in life.

Life artists can totally 'flip a (provided) script'.

Soulgasms might also be known to a life artist; because of how they can experience life.
An example is in Louis Armstrongs 'What a Wonderful World (Original Spoken Intro Version)'.
Woman: "When I made clear to him that I wasn't interested, he hissed in my ear, looking at me all evil: 'do you want to play this the hard way?!'

I said to him : 'There is no game' 🤷🏻 ♀️"
Other woman: "🙈 .. You are such a life artist"
by Aqua-Phoenix July 8, 2022
mugGet the Life artist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email