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liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
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Liberal Words

The top Google result (as of November 2020) for this post's namesake.

Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.

In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".

Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
"If you parse their sentences, the speech of the Left can be at times befuddling unless you understand their unique usage of terms. So that you may better understand (liberal words) Left-speak in the future, I offer the following glossary... You might want to print this and keep it on-hand for those times when you are unable to avoid (liberal words) Left-speak. "
by Mickey from Minnesota November 7, 2020
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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liberatore

those mfs with the abysmal sense of humor
Those damn Liberatores and their meatballs with the jelly
by jeuse February 8, 2021
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Libertarians

Believe in the smallest amount of government with the maximum amount of freedom. Support freemarkets. Believe in the non aggression principal. Anti-war, anti corporate subsidies and bailouts, anti big-government, anti government run schools, pro legalizing drugs, pro constitution, pro bill of rights, pro LGBTQ rights. The people that figured out the other parties use the government to steal from them and support corporate owners.
The founding fathers are the most well known classical liberal libertarians.
by TaxationIsTheft February 18, 2021
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