Kevin Egan

Is a guy who is always horny, loves to go to strip clubs and fuck prostitutes. He has an nine inch skin flute and loves to play with it

I saw Kevin Egan at the Harem Cabret fucking Aubrey behind the dumpster with his meat stick

by Cash Cow December 10, 2017

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Kevin-whipped

What Amy wants it, Kevin does it....

Wow, those extreme coupon wives got their husbands kevin-whipped.

by Kevamy April 28, 2011

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Pulling a Kevin

The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).

"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"

"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "

"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"

by Dæron June 26, 2018

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Kevin Reed

Awesome Mustache. Best golfer ever. Ladies man. Awesome green disco pants. U of K fan

Guy 1: Look that mustache.

Guy2: I think thats Kevin Reeds mustache.

Guy 1: I wish i had a Kevin Reed mustache.

by Johosephef December 8, 2010

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Extremely tanned illiterate Chinese kid that dresses like an F-Boy and thinks soccer is an attractive sport while spraying himself with women repellent aka axe spray. The only thing he has going for him in his life is playing League of Legends or maybe not.

Person 1: "I wonder what Kevin Liu is up to?"
Person 2: "Nothing productive probably, he might be simping for someone but let's be honest, that person is most likely a character in League of Legends."

by Minecraft Master November 4, 2020

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Kevin Coon

A kid who is racist and jewish. Also his jawline is straiter than his sexuality. He says the N-word for fun . He has not been circumcised yet . if he got cut the only thing that would come out of his veins are protein powder and steriods

Are u uncircumcised or kevin coon ? Oh wait their the same thing!

by The villages freshman class November 8, 2019

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