The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018

Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025

Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

Johnny Depp creepy

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods

"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017