do the johnny

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.

1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."

by Doingthejohnny March 2, 2014

slipping the johnny

inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands

oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard

by steven bobeven March 31, 2005

Angry Johnny

"Angry Johnny" is a song by Poe, released as a single from her debut album Hello. The song received heavy radio airplay, and an accompanying music video was shown frequently on television. Despite its success and positive critical review the only commercial single released was in Australia; however, a variety of promotional singles were released across the world. These included a "Full Band Version" of the song that was more acoustic than the album version and heavily featured cello.

The song was also included on the 1996 album Big Shiny Tunes.

Poe mentions Johnny again in her second album, Haunted, on the song "Dear Johnny". The Johnny in Dear Johnny is the character from the book House of Leaves and the song is a musical representation of the letters his mother sends him from a mental institution.

"Johnny.. Angry Johnny.. This is.. Jezebell in Hell,"

by SmittyWerbenYaygerManJenson February 8, 2012

Dirty Johnny

When you have a friend who always lies about going to weddings so he can get out of social events.

Guy 1: Are you coming out this weekend.

Guy 2: No, I’m going to a wedding, AGAIN

Guy 3: Ohh he’s just pulled a dirty Johnny

by Derek Dyson July 7, 2020

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017