John Gomez 

Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!

Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?

Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!

Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?

Girl: And the sick guitar skills?

Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?

Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)

Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?

Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?

... and so on for another decade.

John Gomez by FYjohngomez December 11, 2010

John James Parton 

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

John James Parton by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

John laurens 

The gay child that DIDNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!??

To Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens1
Middlebrook, New Jersey, April, 17792
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you.

John laurens by Hamitrash October 6, 2018

John Petrucci 

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.

John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.

John Petrucci by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005

john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...

I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!

john lindsey by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005

John McCain Friend 

An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.

Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

John McCain Friend by McCainFTW March 5, 2009

John Bond 

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.

"They call me Bond. John Bond."

John Bond by Fieldromer November 28, 2011