Jake

A blonde pussy ass bitch

Fuck u jake

by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018

jake paul

an asshole

ur such a jake paul

by jvnenvribnriubnribri May 21, 2018

Jake pauler

A fucking Mentally disabled whale that constantly shits their pants and support or looks up to a professional mentally disabled dickhead that constantly shits their pants and gets his pants changes by his girlfriend.

Jim: so who's your favourite YouTuber

Bob: JAKE PAULERS JAKE PAULS THE BEST
Jim: Ewww I hope pennywise comes and gets you in your sleep and rips off your arm but you don't die and then a bus comes and hits you but you don't die and then your dick gets chopped off and you bleed to death you have insulted me by even knowing me so piss off and never talk to me again bitch
Bob: DAB ON THEM HATERS

by Kermit.the.depressed.frog May 26, 2018

Jake Paul

A Large Concentration Of Cancer, Cancer in its purest form

Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor

by DefineThisUsername May 31, 2018

Jake Paul

A brain dead youtuber who THINKS hes good at rapping and singing

Mom:Why are your ears bleeding?
You: i listened to everyday bro
Mom: who sings that?
You: jake paul

by Duhlol13 June 17, 2018

Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018