j's

(1) a pair of Jordan brand shoes.
(2) a southern term for jug(s) or junkie(s) (same thing)
(3) (j) a jumpshot
(4) another word for joint(s)

(1) When does those new j's come out?
(2) Matt: You mess with coke? Mark: Yeah. Matt:.... Fuckin J
(3) Dang Carmelo has a pretty jumpshot
(4) How many j's are you going to roll up?
j's

by Sr. Perfect May 17, 2010

J_Smith

Homo-erotic coastguard member

J_Smith is only gay when underway

by anyonymous March 30, 2005

J-Day

J-Day, 2nd of May every Year all around New Zealand potheads, stoners, and supporters of the NORML organisation come together in peace to protest the harsh and un-nessasary prohibition of Marijuana. The best four hours you will spend all year. Free tunes, buds and munchies.

Stoner: Hey man lets go to J-day!
Pothead: Nah, fuck that i dont really feel like sharing my weed with 400 broke stoners.

Stoner: Your and asshole!
Pothead: yea but i got more weed then you!

by Demonfel May 11, 2009

J_Smith

<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.

All your J_Smiths are belong to me.

by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005

J-O-O

A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.

That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

J.Lo booty

to say that you have or that someone else has a booty like that of Jennifer Lopez (a famous Puerto Rican actress/singer/fashion-line owner)

Personally i think she's a great actress but a horrible singer and the only reason she has a fashion-line is because of the hundreds of much more talented designers she can afford to hire and steal their credit. Just like her ex-boyfriend Sean "P.diddy" Combs a.k.a Puff Daddy.

Pervert: "My girlfriend has a J.Lo booty"
Cool guy: "Damn, then it must reek of stupid bitch eh?"
Pervert: "yep"

by Glammerz September 3, 2005

J-Unit

JUnit is a regression testing framework written by Erich Gamma and Kent Beck. It is used by the developer who implements unit tests in Java. JUnit is Open Source Software.

Use J-Unit to test you software.

by JPE May 13, 2004