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Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!
by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020
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johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020
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Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.
There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.
by Gay Frög October 23, 2020
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Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences
Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!
by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020
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DeWynter's Law

DeWynter's Law states that the general perception of something (such as a television show or video game, and most notably in the case of sequels) will generally be negatively affected by the existence of something else that does much the same things, but "better".

For example in the case of a sequel to a video game or movie: Say the first in a series is a 9/10. If a sequel is released that does much the same thing but a little worse, it will be much more negatively reviewed than if the original hadn't existed.
The Fable series of video games really suffered from DeWynter's Law; The second game would have been so much better if I hadn't played the first.
by Hootles May 20, 2017
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charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you
He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law
by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017
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Puggs Law

According to Puggs Law punching in the titties hurts.
by Neovo90 June 2, 2017
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