Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

pull some wood

another meaning for head brain knowledge

another way of asking a male/female for head
to say that someone sucks dick

"Man Jalessa can pull some good wood"
"I got my wood pulled last night"
"pull some wood, bitch!"

by Reverend Rob September 25, 2006

smoke wood

to perform oral sex

The person who didn't laugh at this joke likes to smoke wood.

by pyus50 March 24, 2021

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Brylan Bristopher Woods

Also known as Sadbrylan92, plays CS:GO on Youtube
Character of streamer noob dog

Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Brylan Bristopher Woods

by Sadbrylan92 January 16, 2023

Pimp Daddy Wood

The pimpest of daddy’s with the intentions to fuck you bitch.

Be careful of that pimp daddy wood he’ll steal your bitch

by Pimp Daddy Wood February 11, 2019

Chippin wood in the hood

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.

Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020