Irrelevant duck

Savannah Seay

You irrelevant duck!

by Nochfshrd July 10, 2017

Sup and duck

When you sit down to eat at a restaurant and dash before paying.

You don’t have money? That’s okay, we’ll just sup and duck.

by Expensive insights October 14, 2018

duck typing

Programming stuff.
If that thing can be throw into your oven and taste like a roast duck or whatever, and it lucks has wings and legs and ankles, that is a duck.
duck typing focus on the acts or the method but don't care what this thing actually is.

Jack: look at that bird, it can swim, it has two wings, it must be a DUCK.
Ben: That is a goose. Nerd. Stop duck typing.

by DDDooordddy November 11, 2018

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

Ducking Bugging

When your anxiety presents as an imaginary, angry swarm of attacking bees. Often occurring when life becomes too much to bare and where typos in messenger are good enough for getting the point across.

Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.

by Monteyblanc June 16, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018