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Donald Trump Syndrome

Compulsive urge to grab genatalia of person or opposite or same sex without their consent.
Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
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Donald Trump Pump 

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.

Donald Trump Dump 

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
Donald Trump Dump by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010

Donald Trump's Wall

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living
Donald Trump's Wall by Dubiks February 14, 2019

Donald Trump Supporter

A person supporting Donald Trump who can't stop trying to prove you wrong on social media. They are most likely a sore loser and persistent as fuck so just ignore them. Most common words are "Sleepy Joe", "Liberal", "The media", "Trump 2020πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ", "Trump 2024πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ" and something completely irrelevant to the election.
Trump supporter: "Trump 2020πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ!!!"

An educated, normal ass person with their friends: *ignores*

Trump supporter: "Hey, did you know that Trump won the election?"

The person to his friends: "You guys hear something?"

The person's friend: "Must be a Donald Trump supporter."

Donald Trump Stock Exchange

noun. When Tiger Woods and Donald Trump swap wives.
During the 2018 US Open, a Donald Trump Stock Exchange was performed in front of all to see.

Donald Trump Powers 

Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.
Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!
Donald Trump Powers by joemammy September 3, 2016